lauren-draws-things:

Smaug the Stupendously Big Whiny Baby

tagged → #smaug #funny #fav #me #hahaha
tagged → #troye sivan

you did a great job at not describing the movie at all

tagged → #chris evans

themariahcarey:

saintlukas:

saintlukas:

there was a REALLY hot electrician at work today

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he found this dried up dead snake in the vent and gave it to me

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im in love

he offered you a dead animal. In some religions out there, that’s a wedding proposal.

tagged → #text post

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

areminta:

it’s such a shame that people delete captions, ‘cause this is actually really cool. it’s the diary of a 16yo girl that the photographer met in a park in NYC and she kindly let him/her take a photo of her personal thoughts 

areminta:

it’s such a shame that people delete captions, ‘cause this is actually really cool. it’s the diary of a 16yo girl that the photographer met in a park in NYC and she kindly let him/her take a photo of her personal thoughts 

tagged → #photo #fav

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

tagged → #me

prayzer:

do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder

tagged → #text post

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

tagged → #me